id be glad to
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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