Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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