I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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