i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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