You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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