You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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