Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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