ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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