I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
