i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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