Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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