Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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