im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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