If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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