is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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