Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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