So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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