How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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