mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa