She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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