I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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