butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
being pregnant is like rehab
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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