I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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