The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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