what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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