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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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