im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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