we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
