Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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