I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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