She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
my poor anus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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