Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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