he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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