Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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