you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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