is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How does it feel to date your dad?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Please don't give away my fajitas
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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