please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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