Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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