I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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