it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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