I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need moral support for this bender
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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