hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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