We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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