What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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