so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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