Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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