so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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