I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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