hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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