Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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