I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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