i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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