That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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