It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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