I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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