she looked like the before picture.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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