Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i would punch a child for taco bell
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im having a threesome with these popsicles
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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