this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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