YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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